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Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
mugGet the Jew dealmug.

Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.
When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind
by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023
mugGet the Jew Babymug.

Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.
ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"
by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025
mugGet the Jew Cookiesmug.

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.
Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!
by Bolllocks June 30, 2024
mugGet the Gay Canadian Jewmug.

hm, what jew mean

a sharp hum followed by the words 'what do you mean', this is a way for people to ask what is meant when they actually know the answer and exactly what happened, but want to buy time and is said very quickly to distract the accuser.
Koko: 'Ash did you just take a piss without washing your hands?'
Ash: 'hm, what jew mean?'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
mugGet the hm, what jew meanmug.

Jewed

Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!
by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025
mugGet the Jewedmug.

Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money
Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
mugGet the Jewmug.

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