jack and jill

Two bedrooms connected by a bathroom.

Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!

by Terry January 28, 2004

jack booth

A private or semi-private area usually located within an adult bookstore/videostore where one can go and privately watch x-rated videos and pleasure oneself. Jack booths are generally associated with raincoaters.

1. "Dude, my balls are about to explode. I'm going to hit the jack booth on the way back from lunch and unload."

by Teninchkock Tuboneau December 8, 2007

Apple Jacks

Meaning there is no reason or justification for something; A substitute for saying "No Reason"; (Taken from the popular Apple Jacks cereal commercials, in which the characters couldn't give a reason for their liking of Apple Jacks cereal.)

"Why are there three lesbians and a republican in the living room?"
"Its Apple Jacks"

"Why are you still here?"
"'Cause I am"
"Don't Apple Jacks me!"

by Rodger Aiken March 10, 2005

jack osbourne

A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser

No record label would hire if you werent ozzy's son not even mcdonalds would you fuckup

by Irish guy May 19, 2005

jack of clubs

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

Kangaroo Jack

When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!

Before i slayed that pussy last night i went on a safari and played Kangaroo Jack!

by Kangaroo Jack Man July 16, 2010

Jack Stauber

A person who makes vhs music videos!Its like weird core dream core and stuff like that.
But what mucsic video do u lke from his?

Girl: Omg is that Jack stauber?! I Like his music video called two time!
Guy:Umm Who is Jack Stauber?...

by 🏳️‍🌈ッ._Yuri_.ッ🏳️‍🌈 March 8, 2022