Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.

My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

House parent

A parent that is high strung, obsessive and over protective. A do-gooder and know it all.

Sheila, the PTA president is such a house parent.

by Guad or Ed's March 16, 2017

house owner

House owner is a minecraft player who plays with skydoesminecraft

Dude did you see the new house owner map

by Apple1255 May 7, 2017

house of horrors

A house that is the site where brutal murders usually took place.

The Cleveland Police just uncovered a brutal house of horrors.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

house son

A son who helps who he’s living with, with every day to day things. It is considered and occupation and is nothing compared to those working minim wage jobs for a house son can get paid as much as 3x a day.

Denise: Jeremiah is a house son? What’s that?
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.

by JayC1994 January 1, 2018

House in atlanta

used as a cover for when your uber driver is trying to sell you coacaine

My uber driver tried to sell me a "house in atlanta"

by Uberseller May 31, 2018

House of bromance

A place where straight men cruise for sex with other men. I.e; Adult bookstore, rest area or truckstop bathrooms,

The mens restroom at the new Walmart is a total house of bromance.

by Dopalectic September 7, 2018