five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"

by Meadowside1 January 20, 2017

West Virginia high five

“West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.

Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.

by Jus in case November 17, 2023

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

five round hustle

taking 5 shots back to back

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"

by hoesquad October 22, 2017

Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 5, 2019

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025