dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021

Dumb

The person reading this.

you probably also looked up Pineapple you dumb fuck.

don't fucking look up pineapple you dumb fuck

by idon'treallyexist January 23, 2019

dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.

Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”

by MogulMom June 17, 2018

Dumb hoe

A mexican (female?) named Daniela P****who spells sozzurp

1: wow! Is that a dumb hoe?
2:whats a dumb hoe?
3: you dimt know what a dumb hoe is? Its a Daniela P****

by Dumn h0e May 25, 2020

Dumb bitch

Lizzie b

See that dumb bitch that’s definitely a Lizzie

by Dumbsh100 December 22, 2018

Dumb Bitching

The willing and purposeful act of shitting where you eat ... regardless of circumstances.

Why is there always so much drama at the Double R Saloon?

That's just Liv 'dumb bitching' with the diaper derby ... shrug

by Dbl Err July 23, 2024

dumb pog syndrome

a person who’s really dumb and acts like a pog

also known as DPS

oh god look at that dude he suffers from dumb pog syndrome.

by yeeyee155 July 6, 2019