christian is the best person you’ll ever meet he is friendly and smart and the slightest bit shy he’s an amazing actor, person and friend. he has the most amazing sense of humor and he’s often too smart for people to process. honestly the best person in this entire universe he deserves all the good things in this earth for he is beauty and he owns grace. did i mention he is Cute? he fucking is omg my ovaries.
by idfkwhocares April 4, 2018
Get the christianmug. When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tagmug. He is a German Artist... JK he is actually my brother, he’s really cool and took me fishing yesterday (:
by Steel toe man November 30, 2020
Get the Christian Awemug. hes a type of person that has a heart but doesn't show it much. hes awesome,cute,down to earth,and an all around amazing guy thank you for all the Christians around the earth.
by christian!! January 23, 2019
Get the christianmug. This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
Get the Father Christianmug. A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.
So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A beautiful amazing girl who’s is better than any Christian named man. She is loyal and loves calling people she likes monkeys
by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Christianmug.