Cake Eater

A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".

Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.

by Bobby McFly August 22, 2011

Blow Cake

A small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake. This cake is used to absorb the spittle blown when the celebrant blows out the candles, leaving the actual birthday cake uncontaminated so that all guests may enjoy it.

We had better get a blow cake for Uncle Lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year.

by The Chicago Kid June 18, 2011

cake status

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.

"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"

by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006

Tit-Cakes

Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Chicago, IL (USA)

Tit-cakes describes a person who speaks inaudibly fast with a subtle undertone of arrogance. While his/her intentional are good, the manner in which he/she verbal conveys his thoughts can be interpreted as insulting.

2) I could not understand a word of Tit-cakes question; he speaks way to fast.

1) After Tit-cakes answered my question, I asked him to repeat his answer, as his first response was unintelligibly fast.

by Bared Jerman August 20, 2007

Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

by Magicoa October 24, 2009

yum cakes

yummy stuff

Yum that dinner was yum cakes

by Joe the filler July 19, 2003

Cheese Caking

Verb, the act of a male pretending to be a female in an RPG computers game to earn favors from male players.

I was new to Diablo, so I started cheese caking to get myself some gear.

I needed some help with a quest so I cheese caked this guy into helping me.

I was bored last night so I pretended to be a women, and this dude from Maryland totally went for it. ie... Cheese caking.

by typherious April 14, 2010