Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by July 12, 2024

friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 24, 2019

Bun-less Burger

When your being left out in a threesom

omg we were all fucking and i was the bun-less burger i hate my life

by the leftovers June 24, 2023

Burger bong rip

For one to take a bong snap while naked. The ripper must stick their piece in the bong first.

Yo let’s go take a burger bong rip

by Burger wizard March 23, 2024

Western burger

When you eat The Western Bacon Chesse Burger you halfway to the bathroom 30 minutes later about to shit your pants

Grace get the fuck out of the bathroom I have a "Western burger"coming out of my ass!!!!!

by Daveyboy323 December 20, 2021

Spinach burger

When somebody who has recently eaten spinach vomits and shits out spinach at the same time. They proceed to eat any intact spinach leftover

OMG did you see George last night, he did a spinach burger in the bathroom!!

by Bonkey234 February 06, 2023

Wesson-Burger

Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder

Wesson-Burger! Ja mein herr

by monkey ways April 03, 2008