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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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Scum Bucket

A despicable or objectionable person; An insult used by Batman in the Animated Series
From the Batman the Animated Series episode ‘Robin’s Reckoning’: ‘All right, scum bucket, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're gonna tell me exactly what I want to know.’
by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023
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Kick the bucket

A farming phrase linked with starvation, whether you the milker of the animal or the animal itself kick the bucket the contents of value dispense to nothing and the recipient of the usually milk in this actual analogy goes hungry often the weakest or youngest such as babies with a limited amount of food they are able to eat making milk a primary necessary food source
When the cow kick the bucket after improperly grabbing its udder we all went hungry that day
by Wisconsin farmers March 14, 2022
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keyword buckets

Same as KFC Chicken Buckets, but on a website
Key that's a nice box of keyword buckets
by Thebucketboy January 7, 2020
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Bucket

A female that is easy to have sex with.
Dummy, don't wife shordy. She is a whole bucket.
by 443D May 31, 2018
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Bucket-time

Dev gets a phone number from a girl
Friend says, "Bucket-time devin"
by buckettimeboy March 1, 2011
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Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded
Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!
by ForRealguy October 24, 2023
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