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Laptop Cock-Block 

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
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Fats The Block 

That nigga from the trap house. 1992 Trapper of The Year.
I got the 1992 Trapper of The Year card!

Who? That nigga Fats The Block?

HSBO (High School Block Out) 

High School Block Out: When one with purpose hits the mental control/alt/delete to block out not so great memories or simply to remove clutter from the brain to store more useful information.

Another sentence scenario a former certain someone (name not to be mentioned) tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a shit load of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
In a sentence "Hey, do your remember me I was in Speech with you"? Me, "Umm, no I not only HSBO (High School Block Out) you, but I HSBO'd Speech Class altogether, now piss off".

Another scenario a former classmate tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a lot of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".

gravponics description block 

When trying to define the aspects and functioning of the gravponics system it gets denied, blocked, and unpublished on urbandictionary.com.
Even though i am clearly describing it in a clear manner and referencing other gravponics related articles, the information that i am trying to describe just wont get published. It is a real thing that is getting blocked no matter how i am describing it. I see alot of words on here that are fabricated and they get approved. To deny even this definition is to say its not happening is the essence of the gravponics description block.

worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.
"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."
worker's block by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

drawer's block 

When you can't think of something cool to draw.
Damn! I feel like drawing something but I don't know what to draw. I hate drawer's block.