Three bean salad 

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

Three bean salad by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

Baked bean 

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

Baked bean by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

Isn't worth a bean 

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

Isn't worth a bean by A speaker's curtain November 7, 2006

son of a bean dipped mother frito 

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

son of a bean dipped mother frito by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

Beansnapper by i821u812 February 27, 2009

shit beads 

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

shit beads by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

smol bean 

stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.

"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..

smol bean by blossombase October 14, 2020