act 5 scene 3

This term refers to a form of necrophilia which bears resemblance to act 5 scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. It goes as follows: Two men go to a graveyard each with a sword. They dig up the corpse of any female in the graveyard. They then proceed to sword fight until someone dies. The winner will have sex with the corpse of the female, and that of the poor man who he has just brutally slaughtered over who gets to bone a rotting corpse. He will then kill himself to replicate the scene in the play.

"You heard about those two guys that died?"

"Yeah, they were doing act 5 scene 3."

by A_Wanker May 8, 2019

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Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 7, 2021

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if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

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Eiffel Tower High-5

When two people slap their hands up as high as they can, creating the outline of the Eiffel Tower. Often the initiator of the High-5 will shout "Eiffel Tower!" to alert the partner to the incoming epic.

Daniel and I Eiffel Tower High-5 after every round we win in Call of Duty Co-Ops.

by Dank May Mays July 11, 2016

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