angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.

"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"

by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Angry slimes

When your playing mc and you go into a cave and end up coming out of the cave covers in wet moist slime jizz

I walked into a cave and I noticed I was getting warm and wet i was covered in angry slimes

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

Angry Ana

An angry women who snaps after years of being worn and beaten down by a sociopathic male.

'She done gone all Angry Ana on his ass.'

by MacheteMolly July 13, 2016

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

Angry nugget

When you pin an amputee down and pour fryer oil on them making them roll after you like an angry nugget

Holy fuck i just saw that mcdonalds worker pull an angry nugget on that war veteran

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

angry boxer

Same concept as the Angry Dragon, instead of hitting the back of her head, slap her across the face to make her spit semen.

I gave your wife an angry boxer. It was rocky 3 all over again.

by FunkyMonk00 January 17, 2014