Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Pogmanhov's Gun

When someone continues behavior seen as distasteful or abnormal to the group and asks why they have been ostracized from said group.

"Dude, I can't seem to understand why these people don't like me."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."

by Market Bacon February 1, 2023

Baby gun

A small gun like a klibri

A Baby gun is very small gun that shoots a small bullet.

by Sonofjack007 March 1, 2019

Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

Gun

Originally invented in 1691 by Cornelius Gun, the Gun is responsible for all violence and conflict today.

If the gun was never invented, Abraham Lincoln would still be alive today.

by super hax0r August 6, 2023

chunk gun

When a girl is on her period and she is trying really hard to push out a poo but all that pushing causes a big shot of period blood and chunks to fires out of the other hole instead.

"Aw man, I was trying to take a dump but the chunk gun fired instead."

by lollieostrich October 29, 2013