bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.

“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”

by smdsmdb February 4, 2024

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.

"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"

by Kingyd November 19, 2023

bsd watcher

a mentally ill person who watches a show/ reads a book called bungo stray dogs.

“Hey I’m a bsd watcher!”

“Get therapy.”

by ad._ee December 10, 2023