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Troll Bible

The Bible of trolling written by the GhettoJesus Savatar.
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
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Trolling

Trolling is kinda like pranking someone but on video games such as Minecraft
EXAMPLE: in Minecraft if someone put pressure plates(used for red stone) all over someone’s house and put TNT(explodes if ignited) under the blocks that have pressure plates on top so that the next time the person Walks in he or she will exploded along with there house would be an example of trolling
by MOW MOW LITTY KITTY May 13, 2018
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Troll-a-thon

A troll-a-thon is a fundraiser in which one uses the social media posts of a troll to raise money for a non-profit that the troll would otherwise oppose.
After Jeff posted that racist tweet calling Maxine Waters retarded, I started a troll-a-thon for her re-election campaign.
by Doneagain November 9, 2018
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troll batter

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017
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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
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troll

person 1: Urgh, blueberries are horrible and scary.
Arran James: No they're not, they're the nicest tasting thing in the world.
person 1: Nuh-uhh, you told me you hated them! How can you disagree with me?
Arran James: You've been trolled. Lololololololol.
person 1: ...
by chrissehsaurus September 23, 2011
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trolling words

sarcastic phrases are perfect examples of trolling words.
by Sexydimma December 3, 2013
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