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Thomas Heffner

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.
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Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair
Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
by diggs.stan July 20, 2017
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Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023
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smiling thomas

by smiling thomas June 14, 2022
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thomas

super fucking hot, ducks he is a amaizing bf

he is a chick magnet
ohh thomas ohh
by ghshfldv May 10, 2022
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Thomas

READ THIS ONE:
HI THOMAS

You need a Thomas in your life! They are cuddly, funny and always there for people. GUESS WHAT, if you have a Thomas you ask them if they watch dinner date. I assure you they'll say yes. Hope the Thomas reading this is smiling right now. My Thomas is handsome! Wouldn't change him. SO STOP WHAT YOUR DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO FIND A THOMAS :) ❤️
Thomas will never do you dirty.
Someone misses there thomas.
by No name 2003 October 10, 2021
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Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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