Thomas Heffner

A fine ass person

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.

by her💗 November 22, 2021

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.

Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe

by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023

smiling thomas

a commenter on gocomics who likes thomas the tank engine

Smiling Thomas is so cringe.

by smiling thomas June 14, 2022

thomas

super fucking hot, ducks he is a amaizing bf

he is a chick magnet

ohh thomas ohh

by ghshfldv May 10, 2022

Thomas

READ THIS ONE:
HI THOMAS

You need a Thomas in your life! They are cuddly, funny and always there for people. GUESS WHAT, if you have a Thomas you ask them if they watch dinner date. I assure you they'll say yes. Hope the Thomas reading this is smiling right now. My Thomas is handsome! Wouldn't change him. SO STOP WHAT YOUR DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO FIND A THOMAS :) ❤️

Thomas will never do you dirty.
Someone misses there thomas.

by No name 2003 October 10, 2021

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024