leg porn

when you view a picture/video of a bare leg without any type of clothing.

OMG! Did you see that video of James' 'leg porn' that was posted on instagram?!?!

by almialaremi December 4, 2016

Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop October 20, 2015

sophomore legs

No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore

"She isn't sore from the workout and still has energy, she must have sophomore legs"

by Eagle20 November 7, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

Loose legged

Someone that opens their legs easily.

E.g. someone that goes on a one night stand or sleeps around.

You know that girl your dating? Well I hate to break it to you but she is loose legged!!!

by Max0987 December 4, 2015

Denim legs

When your pants are just a little too tight and you get the imprint of your jeans on your legs

I had a wicked case of denim legs after wearing my favorite pair of skinny jeans.

by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016