montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 6, 2025

The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

sausage talker

One who talks bigger than they are or acts exaggerated/aloof with their discussion.

I can only drink $80 bottles of wine, anything else gives me a headache.

Oh Darla, quit being a sausage talker.

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023