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Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024
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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
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Russian rumper

When two men have very loud and aggressive anal sex.
“We all heard Vlad and dmitri at the party last night, lots of Russian rumpering happening
by ISHAMELESSĶILL-_-I July 5, 2025
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Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg
My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025
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Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.
We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
by Autofive July 25, 2025
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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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