Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.

Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"

by Spununa April 26, 2015

Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis

hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis

by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024