Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another

Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

by ImGuyford January 1, 2025

White Person Trap

noun, countable, intangible -When a black rapper or artist adds one or two, or maybe even three, n-words in a forgettable spot in a song, such as in the middle of an uninteresting verse or bridge; only to be accidentally rediscovered by an unsuspecting white person singing along or doing karaoke. Unrelated with trap music, traps, and trap houses.

Person 1: Damn, Early 2010’s Nicki Minaj was the queen of the white person trap; she did it in Anaconda, Super Bass, and Stupid Hoe.

Person 2: I know, I was at a karaoke bar the other day, 20-something white girl was drunkenly singing “Anaconda”, freaked her the fuck out. She ended up saying “real country-ass neighbor”.

by He is one thousand July 5, 2018

White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.

Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel

by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018

Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

Person 29

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.

Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring

by unused username February 8, 2024

Weak person

The kind that would kill to prove they weren't weak.

The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020