Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016

Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

friend porn

When one is watching a pornographic film and sees a friend or acquaintance. Only applies to friends who you didn't know were in adult films.

Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.

Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?

by Official Donald J Trump November 30, 2016

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

porn roulette

Going on pornhub or other similar sites with thumbnails turned off, and guessing only by title and length of video whether or not it is porn. Can be played as a drinking game, in which one has to drink every time they get actual porn onscreen.

I played emo porn roulette last night and got a face full of Pete Wentz dick

by music-theatre-mama July 29, 2017

Porn roulette

You use pornMD dice button scroll down blindly to pick a porn, now you have to do whatever they're doing in selected porn

Me and my girl played porn roulette and I ended up with a finger in my ass

by tmeck October 4, 2018

Personal Porn

Something that isn't normally porn, but is pornographic in nature or sexually stimulating to you

That guy has a fetish for puppets, so shows like Sesame Street are his personal porn.

by AshBob5000 May 23, 2018