Poop dildo 

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

Poop dildo by August ki June 15, 2018

Poop Goblin 

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

Poop Goblin by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

poop sex 

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

poop sex by Motherland_Reeeee January 17, 2020

Poop Vapor 

a misty substance that comes out when you [fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

Poop Vapor by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

Poop Balls HD 

Big frozen solid balls of poop that you see on YouTube with the best quality of video you can possibly imagine.

"hey would you like to go to the movies?"
"nah, ima go watch some Poop Balls HD."

Poop Balls HD by beepboopbopp January 23, 2021

poop needles 

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

poop needles by rip-trip July 8, 2021

poop sluicing 

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

poop sluicing by poonanni October 1, 2021