No Pants McGee 

Bridget
aka
girl who doesnt wear pants
she usually pairs a shirt with just leggings

damn bridget, or should i say no pants mcgee, puts pants on

No Pants McGee by cockadoodledoopoo910232 April 6, 2009

Noga Pants

Yoga Pants that are so tight fitting that they leave nothing to the imagination

Guy 1: "Damn! It looks like that girl isn't even wearing pants!

Guy 2: "Nah, she's wearing some of those noga pants"

Noga Pants by TNiggz December 5, 2012

Mr Monkey Pants 

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

Mr Monkey Pants by White Shadows August 8, 2006

gravy pants 

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

gravy pants by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

Salty Pants by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

winky-pants 

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

winky-pants by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

chonchy pants 

Pants that aesthetically endow the human buttocks.

Though praised at the club on Friday night, her chonchy pants were scorned at the convent Saturday.

chonchy pants by happycrapper December 21, 2006