mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018

girl mad

To be girl mad is to be upset about things that are little in nature but get under the skin for reasons such as:

- annoying fucking assholes at work

- not having the correct lippie that you THOUGHT you put in your bag
- premenstrual and/or menstrual cramps

- your birth control making you crazy or fatter than you know you are, etc.

-the rat of a tangle in your hair you can't brush out without cutting a chunk of hair out

-your stupid ass boyfriend being ANNOYING (see annoying fucking assholes above, falls into same subcategory)

The list goes on and on.

"Hey what's the matter Bailey?"

"Fuck off Jeremy you piece of fuck. I'm girl mad so take your boy stupid and get the fuck out of my face"

by Girl truth October 23, 2018

mad time

It's just like having a bad time but instead of bad it's mad or crazy,you cannot control your negative emotions making you do things you'll regret after

The kid had a mad time at school

by MyNameIsConnorAndILikeDogs November 1, 2018

Mad zuccc

When mark gives you the mad zucccc

Please mark, give me the mad zuccc

by FroyoSwag December 23, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Need For Madness

Just play Tunari's Game or Ryan Albano's Vehicular Epic

This car game is soo dead, Need For Madness is forgotten so badly

by Tunari's brother January 14, 2019

Mads

Mads is a fine gentleman who loves Scotch (Whisko). Mads is the guy who is at least 6"5 feet tall cuz of his ancestors The Vikings.

Mads is legen... Wait for it! ..........DARyyyy

Fine lady says "Hello"
Mads responds "I respect wamen"

*Results in a fine one or two night stand(s)*

by NobeliumUrnaium123 June 4, 2018