Meat Cameras

Your eyes

Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please

by The Body of God June 27, 2019

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019

meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night

rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap

by abledick April 27, 2019

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019