March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 08, 2023

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march 9

The day that legends land on earth with all the awesomeness and the greatest talents that they have.

Hurray, today is the march 9. We all can celebrate the date and be happy for the landing of the legends.

by The Realest Legend October 15, 2019

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Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them

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The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.

p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.

by Yourshort October 19, 2020

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the day where the prettiest and most talented person was born. min yoongi.

by jeonvore October 15, 2019

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A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 29, 2018

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Girls need to give his boyfriend head 3 times

Girls named Astrid need to his boyfriend head 3 times on March 14

by Skannajsbe March 08, 2024

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