Matthew Hope

A "Matthew Hope" is an asshole who constantly starts drama and destroys things. This hopeless asshole destroys nearly everything he touches from machining equipment to the fabric of the universe itself.

Matthew Hope just drilled a hole through the soap dispenser in engineering class, what a retard!

by PeePeePooPooAhh November 8, 2020

Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.

matthew waffles too much

by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022

Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.

Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225

my boyfriend is named matthews

by anon69586929 December 24, 2022

Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.

I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.

by howlyprowly March 13, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3

if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.

by sabrina536 March 18, 2022

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022