Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.

Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025

Human Juggernaut

A human with a penis,vagina,boobs, and testicles

The human juggernaut could not be stopped

by Bay Mac April 11, 2021

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

World human day

December 8th.

World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.

by World human day December 8, 2024