Human Purse 

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

Human Purse by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Bowling 

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

Human Bowling by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Red Carpet 

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

Human Red Carpet by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human

"Mistakes" in one word.
No one is perfect.

Is the Among Us imposter an Human or he is actually an alien??

Human by notweirddude October 4, 2020

Human centipede 

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

Human centipede by anonymous October 7, 2020

Humanitarian Warfare 

Mass murder conducted "with the best of intentions for the people we choose to bomb", typically by the western powers.

"this humanitarian warfare is necessary to secure profits... Umm... I mean freedom, for the people we are about to bomb" - Joe Biden

Humanitarian Warfare by Wypipo whisperer October 18, 2020

Humanchacha 

Humanchacha is a slach for the "Old man"

The future is now Humanchacha

Humanchacha by Röstkartoffel October 22, 2020