slutty drunk 

(Adj) the state of being so intoxicated you cheat on your significant other, not to be confused with just being a slut. Often times is when an std is aquired.

Bro 1: Dude... my fat girlfriend is back on The Biggest Loser again, I'm getting slutty drunk tonight and giving your sister a Cleveland steamer.

Bro 2: Not cool bro... not cool!

slutty drunk by El Booty Warrior January 14, 2017

day drunk 

To experience the effects of consuming large amounts of alcohol when none has actually been consumed.

Generally brought on by lack of sleep

Jim: Hey Jerry what's up with you? you're stumbling around, slurring your words, have your been drinking?

Jerry: Nah man, just a little day drunk

day drunk by Carter H April 22, 2008

Irish I Were Drunk 

"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."

Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!

Irish I Were Drunk by Kilroy/Was/Here October 3, 2007

hog tied drunk 

term that describes "that night". most commonly used people of laid back, country lovin nature

the night you fucked your sister, hog tied drunk

hog tied drunk by capt. pooter pie October 27, 2008

Unexpectedly Drunk 

A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"

Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.

Unexpectedly Drunk by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014

Piss Drunk 

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

Piss Drunk by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

Trunk Drunk

To get drunk from stolen beer aquired from a beer run

Man after the beer run I got trunk drunk

Trunk Drunk by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005