ham closet 

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

ham closet by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Water Closet 

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302

Water Closet by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021

blatantly closeted 

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

blatantly closeted by Herrold August 13, 2022

Healing Closet 

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.

My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet

Healing Closet by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022

Zoom Closet 

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

Zoom Closet by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

shrodingers closet 

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

shrodingers closet by Prydab March 23, 2023

Behind closed doors 

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

Behind closed doors by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023