Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

boklo boobies

boobies made from boklo

my boklo boobies are massive

by pemis nan March 5, 2025

goobie boobie

a dance or form of transportation

please goobie boobie away

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.

My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.

by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025

boy booger

also known as booger sugar

Frank gets no sleep because the kids are downstairs blasting music all night so before work he has to rip a fat line of boy booger

by Blow Master July 9, 2025

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025