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Air is the type of guy you want to keep for the rest of your life. He's the most kindest, funniest, and most loving guy a girl can have. He's annoying and stubborn because he wants to keep his girl safe and away from danger. If his girl ends up injured or hurt, you messed with the wrong guy. He blames himself for not being able to protect his girl and eventually wants to spoil her for her to love him even more. Make sure not to let an Air slip through your hands, ladies!
"Have you seen her and Air?! She's so lucky. I wish I was her so he can love me like that..."
by Idk_what_anymore February 11, 2019
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SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!
by Weil February 16, 2019
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Air

by LoneWolf571 August 28, 2018
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The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.
Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home
by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018
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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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Air Force

The biggest Joke of all 3 Australian Services
I'd never date anyone in the Air Force, they're a joke
by lynxaf September 12, 2018
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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