act 5 scene 3

This term refers to a form of necrophilia which bears resemblance to act 5 scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. It goes as follows: Two men go to a graveyard each with a sword. They dig up the corpse of any female in the graveyard. They then proceed to sword fight until someone dies. The winner will have sex with the corpse of the female, and that of the poor man who he has just brutally slaughtered over who gets to bone a rotting corpse. He will then kill himself to replicate the scene in the play.
"You heard about those two guys that died?"

"Yeah, they were doing act 5 scene 3."
by A_Wanker May 09, 2019
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When a bunch of larger Youtubers rush in to cover a trending topic, ironically blowing up the topic, and making it bigger than it would have ever done on it's own.
The Marina Joyce Kidnapping theory is sometime thought of as an example of "The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect".
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Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
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Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head
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if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 26, 2023
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Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite
If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.
by Mad Malc October 11, 2015
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5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
by ymscih November 30, 2008
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