eatin da dick up

eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.

johnny- wyd
sophie - eatin da dick up
jonny- whos?
sophie- mia's

by k3toicy May 10, 2023

Dick and Scrotum

Dick and Scrotum is a part of your dick

Can I please touch your Dick and Scrotum>

by Feety.Mc.Foot May 31, 2023

Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks

Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.

by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Lesbian dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you, you lesbian dick

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

dick fuck shitty ass

Used to express anger or some fucking persons

"What the dick fuck shitty ass!You fucking idiot spill coffee on me?!"

by fuck definitions .com February 13, 2018

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018