Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

dirty glendale

A fart immediately after anal sex.

That bitch almost did a dirty Glendale on my nuts.

by Sasquatch 420 September 29, 2017

dirty elian

Dirty Elian, someone who forgets commons sense doesn’t take care of himself probably and doesn’t bathe for months

*sniff sniff* “BRO ELIAN HOW DIRTY ARE YOU , YOU STINK LIKE HOT GARBAGE”
dirty Elian: “damn your so mean I don’t smell that bad”

As they cover their nose

by Lookingfor_BBB August 15, 2023

Dirty Krishna

When a special ed man eat his own dick.

I watch this homeless man do the dirty krishna.

by THE DICKSTER69 March 17, 2022

Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Dirty Sweeney

Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina

Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend

by Swanky skeet metal June 21, 2022