Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

Dick

Pp

I have a dick

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe

If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.

by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022

Dick bitch

When a man is being a bitch but has a dick.

Larry is being such a dick bitch today.

by Dick Bitch Lady Queen January 31, 2019

slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month

Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.

by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020