national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019

nigga dick

big ass jumbo ass

logan likes big ass jumbo ass nigga dick

by Pancake Dogster November 23, 2019

dick's

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!

I hate dick's

by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

No Dick December

When girls,have to go a month without sex

Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December

by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020

Bambi dick

1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.

2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.

Dude, his Bambi Dick last night was literally just panicking and i had to leave

by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025