Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.

Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021

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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 2, 2023

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dirty hoe

A garden implement.

Who is that seedy man who keeps hanging around with that dirty hoe?

Oh, that's the gardener.

by bitchuck September 15, 2024

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dirty lexi

you came here after finding dirty alexis

damn that dirty lexi fucked me up last night

by weirdo yankee February 17, 2024

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dirty googler

A college student in an online course who googles every answer throughout the semester.

Bad student: (Highlights test question, "Search Google for...", Ctrl+F)
Friend: YOU'RE A DIRTY GOOGLER!!!!

by dirtygoogler December 3, 2019

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A dirty Cox is when a man receives a Rusty Trombone and has his nipples sucked at the same time by two rancid prostitutes wearing full suits and ties. He will simultaneously cum and spit milk out his titties to create a Winter Wonderland. All of this milk and cum will combine to create a creamy, textured substance. The male then proceeds to fill an entire bucket of this substance and place his cock inside of it. It will eventually harden and create a wax like substance arround the cock that not only works as a lube, but as a penis enlarger too. This mess will create a instant orgasm for all members involved as well as force them to receive and Alaskan-Fire Dragon

Yeah imma Dirty Cox her later.

by Boy man in the toilet June 15, 2024

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