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Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"
by B1992 June 29, 2016
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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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blow dick

by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021
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Dick-Dweller

A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me

How come?

She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once

Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
by The Shit Giggler March 10, 2024
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Suck my dick

by Kkentuking December 4, 2021
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urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.
LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
by modicumx January 25, 2025
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National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022
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