My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

Dicked Over

When someone has completely been screwed.

Person 1: "So, Unity doesn't work anymore."
Person 2: "Yeah, they got completely Dicked Over."

by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem

National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab

by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019