Dick Snatcher

Someone who grabs or snatches dicks when they get intoxicated. They don’t care who’s around they just can’t stop grabbing dicks.

Damn Sophia was such a Dick Snatcher last night. She was do drunk she started random people’s dicks. She even did it in front of her Dad.

by Juuuuulcuuuuul99 June 15, 2022

Dick

It means you are very smart.

You are very dick

by CICI 1212 June 16, 2022

Dick rider

A dick rider is someone who dick rides their own team for example the Boston Celtics

My friend Joseph, my son , Jomar, Darryl,andres, and Adrian all dick ride the Boston Celtics defined dick riders

by Luis Wrld on top June 17, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

speaker dick

A big fat speaker dick, pornographic definition of a cell phone.

Alex: laying in his bed

Mom: “ get off your speaker dick and do something“ she was tired of him speaker dicking around.

by Mom of canna June 18, 2022

dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022