National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick

Are your excited for National Suck Dick Day

by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

dick on them

to obliterate something (typically a team/person)

Chuck: You starting in the basketball game?
Bill: Yes bro. We will dick on them.

by 3van.j November 13, 2019

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016