Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic May 27, 2018

Dirty Donavan

When you're out of deodorant so you use the urinal cake in the minimart's men's room.

Fuck, I was out of deodorant this morning, so I had to give myself a Dirty Donavan. Now my pits smell like mothballs.

by OrangeHanky69 November 02, 2023

Dirty Sanchez

our l0rd for 2015

don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.

by randoboy April 09, 2014

Dirty Sànchez

A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.

My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.

by AlienShoe July 11, 2018

Dirty sanchez

When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow

Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez”

by Quadrapoliegec May 30, 2022

Dirty Sanchez

When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.

My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night

by Deputy Law Dawg August 17, 2019

Dirty Sanchez

Giving head while guys taking a dump

Jan gave bill a dirty Sanchez.

by Italiangoddess1979 June 10, 2024