toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017

Paprika dick

When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex

“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”

by JosieDirt July 19, 2021

home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

dick sucker

a realy hot person with a wet pussy that wants your dick

damn she is a nice dick sucker

by hgtyuikjhgfdrtyuijhgvfcxz October 24, 2022

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

by PHDmeme March 13, 2019