The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.
by Mollie Thomas February 23, 2020
Thomas Osbaldeston is the best person in the world and never judges anyone; he is my best friend .... And a hipster before hipsters knew they were hipsters
That guys is so Thomas Osbaldeston
by Andy the boss June 16, 2011
thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
by adorable6d September 23, 2020
Peddooooooooo
by Arkinnn March 18, 2024
The act of seeking consistent growth in life; standing up when you’re knocked down; to achieve anything you set your mind to; to be great.
*neighborhood kid backflips a unicycle and sticks the landing*
after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
by Jonahstanley25 May 21, 2024
The act of seeking consistent growth in life; standing up when you’re knocked down; to achieve anything you set your mind to; to be great.
*neighborhood kid backflips a unicycle and sticks the landing*
after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
by Jonahstanley25 May 21, 2024