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sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.
Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.

grow a vagina 

A great alternative to "grow a pair" or "grow some balls". A phrase largely attributed to Betty White.
Why would anybody want to grow such sensitive organs when babies pass through the vagina nine months after penetration by a penis?
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White.

If someone bitchslaps a man in the balls, he cries and collapses in a heap; if someone bitchslaps a woman in the vulva, it pisses her off royally. It's men who need to woman up and grow a vagina!
grow a vagina by Lorelili November 26, 2011

saucy vagina

a major douche bag; or in the literal sense a very greasy vagenus
For some stupid ass reason all the hot girls always go for these saucy vaginas, probably because they have saucy vaginas themselves.
saucy vagina by BigBadBobcat December 2, 2009

no vagina person 

Anyone who doesn't have a vagina, particularly men. Sports bras for manboobs don't count. Prissy and prude men who fold their napkins when they eat and find the subject of tampons/ other lady products uncomfortable.People not allowed in your shared dorm room upon signing of the roommate agreement during the weekdays after a certain time.
"Hey whose that over there?" Its a no vagina person
no vagina person by walruscosmo September 25, 2013

greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.
"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"
greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

toasted vagina 

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster
boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya