Turtle 

noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback

"I fucked this Turtle the other night."

Turtle by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013

Turtle poaching 

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

Turtle poaching by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Turtle Burnout 

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

Turtle Burnout by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

turtle underwear 

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

turtle underwear by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

Turtle 

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle

Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell

Turtle by lingoguy April 17, 2014

turtle 

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

turtle by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014

Turtle nuts 

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

Turtle nuts by vogonalover May 19, 2014